I feel wonderful, every meal is a treat, the kids told me I've stopped groaning when I stand, the cardiologist, who's last 15 minute visit cost $615, told me all's fine and my ankles don't look like Little Lotta's. That's why I want the t-shirt. Yes, I'm sure going to miss Weight Watchers, the lemon juice and maple syrup 10 day fast, Atkins, the grapefruit diet, the fat farms and protein shakes. And OK, it may be a little early to be doing backflips and want the t-shirt but for the very first time ever there's no cravings, no hunger and I'm not waking up every morning hating myself over food. I'm in.
